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David Crowder Band Rockumentary YouTube

Dan Wilt — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 10:02:50 +0000

Priceless. Nicely done.

DadsAnonymous Channel: I Am Tired (Most Of De Time)

Dan Wilt — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 12:01:42 +0000

Though I don’t want to embarrass my children (at least not on Tuesdays), I must spread the love to dads, moms and parents everywhere.

And so, the DadsAnonymous YouTube Channel is born. Welcome to our first music video, at 6 am on a school morning, the new parental hit – watch out Disney -

“I Am Tired (Most Of De Time)”. (email to a parent you know needs comfort)

Let the spinoffs begin… here they come…

From Robb Sadler and Kids

A New Pirate Version from yours truly

Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee: Good Golly

Dan Wilt — Sun, 21 Sep 2008 23:09:58 +0000

My son and I just watched the karate joust of the millenium on YouTube. O my gosh. Join us in awe.

Benjamin, Dan’s son who takes karate (shinobi shoizuku) says “The thing that’s really stunning… is the cat.”

For the record, some Chuck Norris facts, from www.chucknorrisfacts.com

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

Outer space exists because it’s afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity – twice.

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost

Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.

Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.

Chuck Norris doesn’t breathe, he holds air hostage.

Chuck Norris’ smile once brought a puppy back to life.

Chuck Norris once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. On July 19th, 1999, a naked Chuck Norris re-entered the earth’s atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publically claimed it was a meteor, and still owes him a beer.

More at www.chucknorrisfacts.com

What They Think The Worship Leader Is Thinking

Dan Wilt — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 12:44:42 +0000

Scroll down for more What They Think The Worship Leader Is Thinking, and send ‘em on…

Email This To A Pal.

We’ve begun a new comic strip straight from the playful zoul of ze Institute. Get out your umbrella – today’s forecast is slightly funny with a chance of pain.

If you subscribe at www.theworshipleader.com, you’ll get full res PDFs of these comin’ at cha once a month or so.

You’ll also see “What They Think The Drummer Is Thinking”, “What They Think The Sound Guy Is Thinking”, and “What They Think The Tuba Player Is Thinking” and more acomin’ your way.

We’re even accepting your photos for consideration. Click here to submit them. As long as you own ‘em and are good with us using them without us paying camels or cash… send ‘em on.

Good golly.

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LightenUp: Laughing Babies

Dan Wilt — Sat, 01 Sep 2007 01:19:41 +0000

Lots of work going on to welcome students new and old here at SSU. Lots of activity, lots of planning, lots of cleaning, lots of prep… lots of stress that results in great joy when everyone is here.

This YouTube clip of laughing babies should get you through the next few days of “back to school.” Ah, the rhythms of life…

LightenUp: Store Wars

Dan Wilt — Thu, 02 Aug 2007 23:44:51 +0000

Hi. Ben Wilt here. I am 11 years old, and my Dad thought it would be a good idea if I took over a blog post while he’s on his trip.

We agreed that this video would be a good post for all you friends to watch, especially because we’re a pretty organic family. May the farm be with you.

LightenUp: Goldfish Power

Dan Wilt — Sun, 06 Aug 2006 11:02:06 +0000

Couldn’t resist a post on this. To keep you all inspired that humans have mastery over creation:

Lighten Up: The Higher the Hair, The Closer to God – Female Style

Dan Wilt — Sat, 29 Apr 2006 23:19:30 +0000

Diggin’ this cartoon, friends. I’ve spent enough time with family in the Southern USA to appreciate this.

Vintage Faith: The Higher the Hair, The Closer to God – Female Style

LightenUp: One of the Best Table Tennis Points of All-Time

Dan Wilt — Wed, 22 Mar 2006 10:37:02 +0000

Okay. I’m not a good ping pong player. It’s like after I watched my wife give birth; I’m not tough… I’m a guy.

You’ll need the free Real Player to watch this:

One of the Best Table Tennis Points of All-Time

LightenUp: Chuck Norris Facts

Dan Wilt — Sat, 11 Feb 2006 02:54:10 +0000

I laughed and wept, and laughed some more. Thanks guys.

Chuck Norris Facts.