So I get out of the shower this morning, and to my surprise there is a Minotaur waiting to attack me. I grab the towel, toss it in front of its face, and land a full side kick to its chest.
It slams backward into the sink (insert “crack” of porcelain) and falls to the floor.
I stamped my foot with all my strength, heel onto its chest – as hard as I can right below the solar plexus. Done like dinner.