Some quotes derived from a wrestling match between my 10 year old son and I, specifically drawn from a contest in which he seeks to steal a wintergreen lifesaver from my hand for the sake of satisfying his pressing need for TASTE.
“Ooooo, very strong boy… BUT NOT STRONG ENOUGH!”
“It’s all fun and games… TILL SOMEONE GOES FOR THE HEAD!”
“Look, Dad, A RAKE!”
“Ooooo, da big hockey boy can’ty seem to get the sweet little CANDY….”
“THAT was a head butt?”
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